Jun 30, 2005

Rule of the Day

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Jun 24, 2005

Propositions....

Baby, would you like it if I had a snake tongue?


It's Electrifying!!

There's nothing better than going to a bar filled with Top 40 fans and playing Debbie Gibson on the Jukebox. Once I perfect said dance, I will be quite the spectacle. Good times.

Jun 23, 2005

Greeting Cards

On the topic of greeting cards this past weekend, it was noted that Divorce cards exist. To which my brother added, "What do they say, 'Get the hell out of my life and take the kids!'" Now what would that card look like?