I'm told my brain works a little bit differently than most people, which is probably why I've given a lot of thought to what kind of dinosaur I'd like to be. I tell stories that go nowhere just when you think they are about to.
I am a firm believer that people should never chew on socks and that one can survive for years on Kool Aid and coffee cakes alone. Vegetables scare me. I am terrible at math and the art of recall. I am an amazing dart player with exactly one and a half beers in my system. I am an absolute rock star in my car but fear that I may be tone deaf. I love those moments in the summer, right before it rains, when the air is thick and ominous. I adore goats and fear aliens.
