• Thanks so much! Your balls don’t look half bad either!
• Want to see them?
• We should totally get together then!
My response to my friend was, “I have to get off of this website.” I planned to do that today but haven’t gotten around to it. I guess I could be doing it right now, but then I wouldn’t be able to share this next email with you, my five followers.
My wife and I see that you are a beautiful attractive woman... My wife and I are looking for a serious committed relationship that could lead to loving family and children one day... We are serious about this sweetie and I hope you understand. Hit us up when you have a chance babygirl.
I mean, really? REALLY? This is what’s left out there? Sigh.